Have you Ever...

• been stranded with 2 boys ages 1 & 2?
• walked into your room hoping to relax and find your son coloring EVERYTHING with a permanent marker?
• tried to do something special for your kids, only to find that they did something special for you...all over the floor?
• just locked your kids in their room so you could hear yourself think?
• tried to have a conversation with someone who's vocabulary is VERY limited "momma, Dada, no no no no"
• become so worn out that you fall asleep on the couch without putting your kids to bed?
• wake up with your older son wrestling your 1 year old?
• played horsey for 3 hours straight?
• FINALLY get your laundry done, only to have both kids throw up and create a bigger mess than when you started?
• bought take out just cause you didn't want to mess up your kitchen that finally got clean?
• stayed in bed pretending to no hear your children begging to get out of bed?
• tried to eat a whole meal by your self when you have two vultures waiting on each side?
• been humming a catchy tune only to realize it's from the last kids show you watched.
• been grateful for something to do during the day? (seriously what would I do if I didn't have kids?)
• sat on the floor minding your own business, then a child comes up and smothers you with kisses and hugs?
• been kissed by your sons plastic dinosaur?
• Have to kiss a teddy bear goodnight because your son said so?
• realized that you love you husband more because you have children?
• stopped listing to the radio just to enjoy the quiet? (you learn to appreciate it more)
  
• sat with your husband watching your kids play together and decide, this is what life is about?